Edu Research & Insights

 - *Not easy to be a Teacher*  😅😅😂😂🤣🤣😅😂🤣😜 *Teacher:* ''Construct a sentence using the word "sugar'' *Pupil:* ''I drank tea this morning.'' *Teacher:* ''Where is the word sugar.'' *Pupil:* ''It is already in the tea..!!'' *TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis. Class, what is photosynthesis? *Student*: Photosynthesis is our topic for today. *TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with 'Mangoes') *Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you... *TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language? *Student*: We don't call them, they come on their own... *TEACHER* : Name the nation, people hate most *Student*: Exami-nation... *TEACHER* : How can we keep our school clean? *Student*: By staying at home... *Not Easy to be a Teacher  !!!!!* Dedicated to all naughty ex-students……. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Source: received through WhatsApp message 

- LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 1.  5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants 2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important 3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant 4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant 5. A spy ant = Informant 6. A very little ant = Infant 7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant 8. An ant that is a specialist = Consultant😂 9. A proud ant = Arrogant🤔 10. An ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant 11. An ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant 12. An ant that has changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant 13. An ant that accumulated so much food in summer for use in winter = Abundant 14. An ant that isn’t willing = Reluctant 15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant 16. An ant that occupies a flat = Occupant 17. A huge ant = Giant 18. An ant that is important = Significant 19. An ant that has big legs = Elephant 20. A sarcastic ant = Mordant 21. An extremely fast ant = Instant 22. A noisy ant = Rant 23. An ant that doesn't kee...

 - Some light humour on the *Teachers and school* 👨🏻‍🏫 During my *School days,*🏫 After getting the *first beating on my hands* from the teacher, I used to *wipe my hands* on my *trousers* and then only *take the second one ....!* I was very particular about *cleanliness*.😛 🧹🧹 All *my teachers* used to *stand* and take the *classes* .. You know the reason? *Respect*.... They *respected me* so much... Nothing else 😇👩🏻‍🏫🧑🏻‍🏫 During my *school days*, my *teachers* used to often request me to *bring my father* as they were *afraid of telling me* anything, lest they *offend me* 😋👨🏼‍🦳👨🏼‍🦰 My teachers were *very fond of reading* what I had *written*... In fact they would make me *write it a  hundred times* so that they can *read it again and again*...😅📖📙 Many times the *teachers* have *thrown* their *valuable chalks* to me *without me asking* for it.😊✏️ Many times my *teachers* have made me *stand outside the class* to ensure *'Z' category security* while they...

 If you are a Parent... Please don't ever make your Child feel depressed like this.  During my School Days, I came home with the Mark Sheet showing 90 marks scored by me in an exam, hoping to get compliments from my Dad.  However, once my Dad took a glance of it, he said I added the 0 on the Mark Sheet to make it 90 and beat me a lot.  I told him honestly that I didn't add the 0 but he wouldn't believe me.  I felt so depressed that my Dad did not believe me that I did not add the 0 .... and till date don't know why my Dad kept saying I added the 0. Actually I added the 9! 😂 Source: received through WhatsApp message

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Many parts of the body can be used as verbs in either a physical or a metaphorical sense. You can *head* a company, but if things go wrong you'll have to *shoulder* the blame, or *face* your investors. A good leader will *back* his employees, but if you don't *toe* the line the management can *skin* you. Did you *muscle* your way into that job? You might *eye* someone suspiciously, or wait for the police to *finger* a suspect. But if you need to get out of town, you can *thumb* a ride or you can ride with me if you can *stomach* the thought. Use strong *arm* tactic if you want to *elbow* out someone. I don't always sing along with the radio, but I sometimes do *mouth* the words. That's Amazing English! (To all English-Language Lovers) Source: received through WhatsApp message

*An uneducated father with his educated son went on a camping trip.* *They set-up their tent and fell asleep.* *Some hours later, the father woke up his son.* *Father : Look up to the sky and tell me what you see.* *Son : I see millions of stars.* *Father : And what does that tell you?* *Son :* *Astronomically, it tells that there are millions of galaxies and planets.* *Father slaps the son hard and says- "Idiot, someone has stolen our tent"* *MORAL :* *Too much education can spoil our common sense.* *Don't Laugh Alone Share it.*😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Source: received through WhatsApp Message

*IT'S HARD TO BE A TEACHER AT CURRENT TIMES.*.. *WHY READ ON*🤣😜 *Teacher:* ''Construct a sentence using the word "sugar'' *Pupil:* ''I drank tea this morning.'' *Teacher:* ''Where is the word sugar.'' *Pupil:* ''It is already in the tea..!!'' *Not Easy to be a Teacher  !!!!!* *TEACHER*: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis. *TEACHER* : Class, what is photosynthesis? *Student*: Photosynthesis is our topic today. *Not Easy to be a Teacher  !!!!!* *TEACHER* : John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes) *Student* : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you... *Not Easy to be a Teacher  !!!!!* *TEACHER* : What do you call mosquitoes in your language? *Student*: We don't call them, they come on their own... *Not Easy to be a Teacher  !!!!!* *TEACHER* : Name the nation, people hate most *Student*: Exami-nation... *Not Easy to be a Teacher  !!!!...

Children these days are so lucky that they don't even know that in our days we could get beaten up for any of the following reasons: (a loooooooong list) 😶😳🙄😆🤣 1. Crying after being beaten. 2. Not crying after being beaten. 3. Crying without being beaten. 4. Standing while the elders were seated. 5. Sitting while the elders were standing. 6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders were seated. 7. Replying back to an elder. 8. Not replying back to an elder. 9. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up. 10. Looking at an elder eye ball to eye ball. 11. When an elder was talking to you and you blinked your eye. 12. When an elder was talking to you and you stared without blinking. 13. When you looked at an elder with a corner eye. 14. Spending too much time without being beaten. 15. Singing after being beaten. 16. Not greeting visitors. 17. Eating food prepared for the visitors. 18. Crying to go with...

🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿 KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...? DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white… KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white… Moral :- Don’t be over smart... 😪😪 🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿 Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...? Mummy : Because he speak only truth... Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair... 🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿 Now Ultimate 😜😜😜 Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. Logic!!👌&#12...

Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams ? When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it...😳😜 When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required...😧 😁😁 When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering...😟 😱😲 When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on...😣😫😫 When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36.5% and your answer was 1800 😩😏 The cream. When the other students asked for 4-5 additional answer sheets and You had two pages empty in the main answer sheet😨😰😱 See where you have reached...

1. Dad puts finger print(Thumb) on son's mark sheet. Child asked father: Being a chartered accountant, Why did you put finger print instead of signature on my progress card. Father replied: idiot,after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated. 2. Critical thinking among children: Pintu: daadi neend nhi aa rahi, TV dekh lun? Daadi: mujh se baat kr le Pintu: daadi kya hum hamesha 6 hi rahenge? Aap, mom, dad, didi, main aur meri billi Daadi: nahi beta aapke liye kal doggy b aa raha h to 7 ho jaayenge Pintu: par doggy to billi ko kha jayega fir 6 ho jaayenge Daadi: nahi beta aap ki shaadi ho jaayegi to 7 ho jaayenge Pintu: fir behen chali jaayegi shaadi kr ke to fir 6 ho jaayenge Daadi: beta fir aapka beta ho jaayega to fir 7 ho jaayenge Pintu: tb tk aap mar jaaogi to fir hum wapas se 6 ho jaayenge Daadi: Bewqauf......jaa TV dekh 3. Once upon a time ..a small boy named Basheer lived in a tin...